Are you getting ready for the beach but don’t really have an inappropriate snack to take with you?
Here are three reasons a slutty gingerbread lady should be your gossiped-about accompaniment by the pool this summer
It’s gingerbread. No one’s ever taken it to the pool. They’ll hail you as an innovator.
If you turn up with another sexy lady it’s bound to make a splash.
They’ve already got bikinis on. (Except Adelheid, she’s opted for a hula-skirt, but we can work around that)